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canadianslut:

did Mona Lisa know she was gonna become the illest art bitch of all time or like???

mcpunnypants:

so today i was volunteering in a bank and i saw this man and woman arrive at the atm at the same time and they both went “you go first” “no you go first” “no you were here first i insist” “let’s arm wrestle for it” so they did and she won and he got her number and now they have a date for tomorrow night

idunwin:

melanoleuca:

Remember when there was a 7 mile spanking machine on spongebob and no one said anything about it ever

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me n my turtle boyfriend

me:  wow ur so hard
him:  that me shell